“I like to challenge myself in many ways. I go from being raw and deviant to light and observational. Vulgar and blunt to eloquent and gentle. It doesn’t always work but I fucking commit to it like no one you know.” ~Dane Cook

“Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, life would be a smoothly paved, straight, flat road to nowhere; safe and comfortable, but dull and utterly pointless.”