“One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in the tree. ‘Which road do I take?’ she asked. ‘Where do you want to go?’ was his response. ‘I don’t know’, Alice answered. ‘Then’, said the cat, ‘it doesn’t matter.'” ~Alice in Wonderland

“Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it’s warmth.”

“Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.”

“You don’t choose who you love, nor do you choose the attraction. You choose to either take action or not.”

“My heart stopped. It just stopped beating. And for the first time in my life, I had that feeling. You know, like the world is moving all around you, all beneath you, all inside you, and you’re floating. Floating in midair. And the only thing keeping you from drifting away is the other person’s eyes.” ~Wendelin Van Draanen, Flipped

“A goal is a dream with a deadline.” ~Napoleon Hill

“Fear less, hope more; eat less, chew more; whine less, breathe more; talk less, say more; and all good things will be yours.” ~Swedish Proverb

“I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you’d be like ‘Huh? What the hell is this?’, but if it’s in a fruit basket you’re like ‘This is nice!.” ~Demetri Martin

“Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable, than risk being happy.” ~Robert Anthony

“I can’t explain myself, I’m afraid, sir, because I’m not myself you see.” ~Lewis Carroll in Alice in Wonderland