“I like to challenge myself in many ways. I go from being raw and deviant to light and observational. Vulgar and blunt to eloquent and gentle. It doesn’t always work but I fucking commit to it like no one you know.” ~Dane Cook

“Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, life would be a smoothly paved, straight, flat road to nowhere; safe and comfortable, but dull and utterly pointless.”

“I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, ‘If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.’” ~Kurt Vonnegut

“Making unusual connections is the basis of creativity.” ~Mind in the Making, by Ellen Galinsky

“It’s waking up in the middle of the night for no reason, shifting under the blankets and feeling the heat of the person next to you. You turn around and see them in their most peaceful, innocent, and vulnerable state. They breathe as though the weight of the world lays on anyone’s shoulder but their own. You smile and kiss their face gently before turning back around and somehow, an involuntary grin forms on your face. Just before you drift off to sleep, you feel an arm wrap around your waist and you know…”

“I didn’t lie, Kenneth. I massaged the truth.” ~Jack, 30 Rock

“Jack: Now let me hear you say the seven most important words in the American judicial system.

Frank: My client has no memory of that.

Jack: I also would have accepted “You can’t prove that’s the governor’s semen.” ~30 Rock

“Nobody dies a virgin, life fucks us all.” ~Kurt Cobain

“I love that feeling. You know, the one you get when you take a deep breath and suddenly everything feels like it’s going to be okay. When you’re hopeless as can be, and life is going nowhere, there’s those moments we have every now and then where we just stop, and we get this feeling, that can’t be described, but you just.. you just feel like everything really is going to be okay. Like the world stopped spinning for a second, and everything was clear. I need more of those moments.” ~The X

“People will always say all sorts of stuff. Let them. I’m enjoying my life.” ~Angelina Jolie